(<<<sweaty dude)
Miami opens my pores like a passively gated ion channel. I am sweating constantly and always, and my shirts never need a water cycle pre-soak. One of people's favorite things to say, like lox being salty, is that the difference between a hot place like Miami and a hot place like Arizona is the humidity. They like to talk about the "dry heat" of the desert compared to the sultry safari of the South-south east.
So yeah, Miami is a sweat kingdom, and the stuff that flows onto our shores and makes us such a popular vacation destination is analogous to the stuff flowing off the shores of our epidermises. So if the pheromone speculation is accurate shouldn’t people be copulating more often here, ceterus parabus?
On an unrelated note, expat Cubans are a very proud people and, what separates Miami from larger and more distinguished cities like LA and NYC is that there are so few corporate headquarters here, and bereft of that, there is so many less jobs, capital, and corporate philanthropy that could support the kind of community building and social welfare programs that could reduce poverty and perhaps bring South Florida schools out of the shit position in which they rank compared to other states. A boss of mine, and local historian, Webber, was telling me this stuff.
